Kids on Marriage

[Sayf Udeen]

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10


WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
Camille, age 10


HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids. Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.
Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
Kelvin, age 8


HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10

[2qewl4u]

LMFAO that was hilarious

I especially liked this one:

(09-06-2009 10:11 AM)Sayf Udeen link Wrote:HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8

[Sayf Udeen]

(09-06-2009 10:11 AM)Sayf Udeen link Wrote:HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10

Was my favorite.

[Mayonaka47]

Oh God, that was hysterical. XD

[Ashie]

dateline= Wrote:The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
Curt, age 7

That one is my favorite X3
They're all so funny!

[Munsta]

(09-06-2009 10:11 AM)Sayf Udeen link Wrote:WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
Craig, age 9

Aha! That made me laugh so much XD Those are really good

[gothika]

These are funny. They are all good to pick x]

[-[gooey kablooey]-]

LOL. Even my mom was laughing at those!

[sim323]

(09-06-2009 12:20 PM)Sayf Udeen link Wrote:[quote author=Sayf Udeen link=topic=6514.msg248095#msg248095 date=1244538710]
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10

Was my favorite.
[/quote]
haha that was my favorite too 

[bambigoddess]

dateline= Wrote:Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

Kids say the darndest things. She obviously hasn't interacted much with boys. XD (Just kidding, boys.)

dateline= Wrote:The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.

Well dang. Shall I go find my first boyfriend and fill him in on this? Otherwise I'd be a rulebreaker, now wouldn't I? XD

dateline= Wrote:HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
Kelvin, age 8

LOL! Rather advanced for his age, isn't he? XD