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Kids on Marriage - Sayf Udeen - 09-06-2009 10:11 AM
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
Camille, age 10
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids. Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
Lynnette, age 8
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
Kelvin, age 8
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10
Re: Kids on Marriage - 2qewl4u - 09-06-2009 10:20 AM
LMFAO that was hilarious
I especially liked this one:
(09-06-2009 10:11 AM)Sayf Udeen link Wrote:HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8
Re: Kids on Marriage - Sayf Udeen - 09-06-2009 12:20 PM
(09-06-2009 10:11 AM)Sayf Udeen link Wrote:HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?Was my favorite.
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10
Re: Kids on Marriage - Mayonaka47 - 09-06-2009 02:07 PM
Oh God, that was hysterical. XD
Re: Kids on Marriage - Ashie - 09-06-2009 07:24 PM
dateline= Wrote:The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
Curt, age 7
That one is my favorite X3
They're all so funny!
Re: Kids on Marriage - Munsta - 09-06-2009 07:30 PM
(09-06-2009 10:11 AM)Sayf Udeen link Wrote:WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
Craig, age 9
Aha! That made me laugh so much XD Those are really good
Re: Kids on Marriage - gothika - 09-06-2009 07:33 PM
These are funny. They are all good to pick x]
Re: Kids on Marriage - -[gooey kablooey]- - 09-06-2009 09:27 PM
LOL. Even my mom was laughing at those!
Re: Kids on Marriage - sim323 - 10-06-2009 03:54 AM
(09-06-2009 12:20 PM)Sayf Udeen link Wrote:[quote author=Sayf Udeen link=topic=6514.msg248095#msg248095 date=1244538710]Was my favorite.
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10
[/quote]
haha that was my favorite too
Re: Kids on Marriage - bambigoddess - 10-06-2009 04:34 AM
dateline= Wrote:Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
Kids say the darndest things. She obviously hasn't interacted much with boys. XD (Just kidding, boys.)
dateline= Wrote:The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
Well dang. Shall I go find my first boyfriend and fill him in on this? Otherwise I'd be a rulebreaker, now wouldn't I? XD
dateline= Wrote:HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
Kelvin, age 8
LOL! Rather advanced for his age, isn't he? XD