Why The Jonas Brothers Are Gay (made out of boredom, pure fun, and a good laugh)

[Chanel]

There's no doubt about it... the Jonas Brothers are at least slightly gay. Here's why.

1. They think they're super-duper masters at Spanish!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeCYjYFcsPo
The man said:
"Say 'Gracias Me-hi-co!"
Kevin said:
"Gracias Me-hi-ho!"
The man said:
"Now "Gracias evento cuarenta!"
Kevin said:
"Gracias evento cuarta!"
I was just like  ???

2. They wear their pants tight. Waaaaayyyyy too tight. It shows off their girlish curves. (the picture was too big to show here so I had to link it)
http://wppd-images.web.aol.com/music_gal...080807.jpg

3. Joe Jonas is so pretty that I'm jealous.



4. They say they "want to bring high fashion" into rock. Hmm...





5. Joe Jonas feels awkward shirtless.
"OMG, I NEED MY MAN BRA!" *covering himself*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO57B6rMS...re=related

6. Don't even get me started on their girlfriends...




WHO LIKES MILEY CYRUS?!




Chelsea Staub is ugly, dumb and just... blech.




And Kevin? Well he's too ugly so he's gonna stay single forever.

7. The way they pose is so girlish.




Everybody keep adding to the list

[The Adam Diamond]

I agree! They are SO gay!

I mean, i wear high heeled boot things (COWBOYS and in the MENS section) with pants about as tight as those (well, a bit less tight), but I don't THINK I pose girlishly, and those "high fashion" clothes are NOT good looking, they're freaking hideous!

And with that picture you linked..... The middle one has both of his arms around their waists.... GAY!

The one at the back in the last picture...... looks part woman!

Just....gay..............
Their girlfriends? They look just like "Yay! I'm on tv! wooohooo! I'm famous! Even though i only got it by bein the GF to a gay guy!!!"


Ps. All evidence to the contrary, i am not homophobic! Seriously!

[gothika]

wow.
no one ever expressed them like that!
Yes they do wear tight pants.
Which are called skinny jeans,which i own a pair.
They're quite nice :]

Idk why you pick on them?!lol
I do however love them,especially Nick! and Joe! Kev's alright .
I have their album.
And I plan on buying their next one.
All my friends love em' haha.
So yeah we live in fanstay world
lol
but i love their fashion
At least they make a statement maybe not a good one.  {rolleyes}

[tv_freak]

relax this is a joke (i think) at least it's supposed to make us laugh and it's a way to fight boardom
and the skinny is dead !!! (yay i never liked those they look wrong if you don't wear them with boots)
plus skinny jeans are more for women they shouldn't be for men
i say right now they're more like metrosexual but withing a couple of years after everyone will forget their names they'll come out as a big comback

[Chanel]

Yeah it's a joke, I was just looking at the cover of a magazine and I said, "You know what? The Jonas Brothers are really gay so I'm gonna post a dumb topic about it."

(01-06-2008 07:34 AM){> TheAdamDiamond <} link Wrote:I agree! They are SO gay!

I mean, i wear high heeled boot things (COWBOYS and in the MENS section) with pants about as tight as those (well, a bit less tight), but I don't THINK I pose girlishly, and those "high fashion" clothes are NOT good looking, they're freaking hideous!

And with that picture you linked..... The middle one has both of his arms around their waists.... GAY!

The one at the back in the last picture...... looks part woman!

Just....gay..............
Their girlfriends? They look just like "Yay! I'm on tv! wooohooo! I'm famous! Even though i only got it by bein the GF to a gay guy!!!"


Ps. All evidence to the contrary, i am not homophobic! Seriously!

Lol, that gave me a good laugh {lol}

[gothika]

yes we all know it's a joke  {blush}.
lol
if you really wanna tease someone tease at paris hilton.

[tv_freak]

(01-06-2008 08:40 PM)Pixie link Wrote:if you really wanna tease someone tease at paris hilton.

that'll be way to easy

[The Adam Diamond]

(01-06-2008 04:15 PM)シャネル link Wrote:Yeah it's a joke, I was just looking at the cover of a magazine and I said, "You know what? The Jonas Brothers are really gay so I'm gonna post a dumb topic about it."

[quote author={> TheAdamDiamond <} link=topic=2280.msg73258#msg73258 date=1212302093]
I agree! They are SO gay!

I mean, i wear high heeled boot things (COWBOYS and in the MENS section) with pants about as tight as those (well, a bit less tight), but I don't THINK I pose girlishly, and those "high fashion" clothes are NOT good looking, they're freaking hideous!

And with that picture you linked..... The middle one has both of his arms around their waists.... GAY!

The one at the back in the last picture...... looks part woman!

Just....gay..............
Their girlfriends? They look just like "Yay! I'm on tv! wooohooo! I'm famous! Even though i only got it by bein the GF to a gay guy!!!"


Ps. All evidence to the contrary, i am not homophobic! Seriously!

Lol, that gave me a good laugh {lol}
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Yay! I'm very glad it gave you a laugh!

And I was....... Joking........ Yes I was! *cough*

[Chanel]

But omg, you're right... Joe (or "the one at the back in the last picture" ) does look somewhat like a he-she!  {ohmy} It's not quite a surprise, though. He's the gayest one.  {tongue}

[The Adam Diamond]

Big Surprise! {lol}