My Life Is Average

[Ugly Von]

This has to be the best site in the world (besides this one {blush}). It is so funny! Here are some new entries that are funny..

Today, I was in a fight with my dad, and taking some inspiration from Hermione, I called him a foul loathsome evil little cockroach. In response, he said, "At least I'm not a filthy little mudblood!" I have never been more offended in my life. MLIA

Today, I realised that when it's dark outside you can see my silouette through my bathroom window. I decided this would be brilliant opportunity for a shadow puppet show. After I was done I heard the old lady across the street clapping. I felt appreciated. MLIA.

Today, I yelled AVADA KEDAVRA! from the second story of a mall, pointing at the people on the floor below. To my intense satisfaction, some guy pretended to die dramatically and dropped to the floor.MLIA.

Today, while shopping for school supplies, I heard a girl telling her dad she wanted a Jonas Brothers binder. The dad replied "NO! THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE GAY!" I laughed. MLIA

Today I saw 2 birds hooking up on my roof outside my window. A young chickadee flew over and started to watch. I felt he was too young to be viewing such a graphic act so I tapped on the window and broke it up. I feel like I made a difference in how the chickadee will develop morally. MLIA

Today, I was driving behind a truck towing a trailer that said "Caution: Horses" on the back. The was actually only one horse in that trailer, whose tail was perfectly covering the "s" at the end of "Horses." I was proud of this horse because he was undoubtedly trying his hardest to make the description on the trailer accurate. MLIA

Today, at church, I realized how much our priest looks like Dumbledore. From that point on, I pretended that everything he said was secretly about defeating Voldemort. It was the most fun I've ever had at mass. MLIA

Today, I was walking on the beach when I saw two groups of seagulls standing around. One group was primarily black seagulls, the other mainly white. Then I noticed a white seagull in the black group and a black seagull in the white group. I was glad they were working towards racial integration. MLIA

http://mylifeisaverage.com/ Check it out!

[gothika]

The "Today" and MLIA reminds me of FML.

I laughed at the Harry Potter ones. And the Jonas Brother one XD
KARMA! :]

[Ugly Von]

Aww thanks
I like this site better than FML, it is just kinda nicer.

[Majick]

(11-08-2009 06:38 PM)ÅÑÑÅ link Wrote:Today, I realised that when it's dark outside you can see my silouette through my bathroom window. I decided this would be brilliant opportunity for a shadow puppet show. After I was done I heard the old lady across the street clapping. I felt appreciated. MLIA.

This makes me wonder just how long the old lady (or her husband for that matter if she has one!) from across the street has known that you can see her silhouette through the window at night ... {blink}

[Ugly Von]

(11-08-2009 11:13 PM)Мαjick ♥ link Wrote:[quote author=ÅÑÑÅ link=topic=7058.msg262035#msg262035 date=1250012316]
Today, I realised that when it's dark outside you can see my silouette through my bathroom window. I decided this would be brilliant opportunity for a shadow puppet show. After I was done I heard the old lady across the street clapping. I felt appreciated. MLIA.

This makes me wonder just how long the old lady (or her husband for that matter if she has one!) from across the street has known that you can see her silhouette through the window at night ... {blink}
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LOL well still, it's funny.

[gothika]

"Today, on my run there was a deer on the path. I stopped infront of it and it bowed its head to me. I bowed back and it let me pass. I would like to thank Harry Potter for teaching me how to deal with dangerous wild animals. MLIA "

"Today, my family all got new bathrobes. I got a black one, and my brother got a red one. They are really long, and make a *swoosh* noise when you run. I started pretending to be a death eater, and using forks as wands, my brother and I had a fight with magic. My sister called us immature and went back to pretending to be a princess in her pink one. MLIA "

XD
ROFL. I love the HP ones. *is a nerd* 8)

"Today I was stopped at a red light with the windows down singing to the Beatles playing. Some guy next to me started singing along with me. We spent the remainder of the red light singing in fake British accents. I felt like we bonded. MLIA. "

"Today I went to get a drink and all we had were wine glasses. I used my wee brothers Ice Age 3 glass instead. Five minutes later I realised the dinosaur on the side had turned green becasue my drink was cold. It is my new favourite thing ever. MLIA. " XD

[Ugly Von]

LOL those are too funny x]
Here are some really old ones that are just classic.

Today I turned 11. I did not receive a letter from Hogwarts. MLIA

Today I installed a program and it asked if I had read and agreed to the terms and conditions. I hadn't, but I clicked 'yes' anyway. The program didn't know I lied, and began to install. MLIA.

Today, I went to the store and bought some Land o Lakes cheese. On the label, it said 'LOL Cheese'. I laughed. MLIA

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I was thinking aout marriage. I did not want to answer, so I tried to chew it over with twix. Time did not stop, and I ate it awkwardly. She just stared. MLIA

Today at school I leaned back in my chair and it made a farting noise. I casually did it again so everybody would know it was the chair. MLIA

Today, I was having s3x with my girlfriend. She yelled out the name Tommy. My name is Tommy. MLIA

Today, I realized that I am unemployed, live with my mother, play video games all day in my basement, and I am still a virgin. It's alright, I finish 9th grade next week. MLIA

[gothika]

Haha I love those. XD

[bambigoddess]

dateline= Wrote:Today, I yelled AVADA KEDAVRA! from the second story of a mall, pointing at the people on the floor below. To my intense satisfaction, some guy pretended to die dramatically and dropped to the floor.MLIA.

Sounds like something I would do. And if someone did pretend to die dramatically and drop to the floor, they'd be my new best friend. XD

[Ugly Von]

(12-08-2009 12:15 AM)SHBambi link Wrote:

Quote:Today, I yelled AVADA KEDAVRA! from the second story of a mall, pointing at the people on the floor below. To my intense satisfaction, some guy pretended to die dramatically and dropped to the floor.MLIA.

Sounds like something I would do. And if someone did pretend to die dramatically and drop to the floor, they'd be my new best friend. XD

I probably wouldn't do it unless I was with a friend, I should do that and put it on YouTube x]