Any One Any "Yo Mama" Jokes?

[serp3821]

Yeah, anyone know`s any "Yo Mama" Jokes?
Like:
-Yo Mama is so ugly she got beat up by an ugly stick
-Yo Mama is so ugly that when she looked out the window, she got arrested for "Mooning"
-Yo Mama is so fat, that when she wore a red dress, the kids from the neighborhood called her 'Kool-Aid'

[gothika]

Bahaha. There was a show called 'Yo Momma'

[serp3821]

yes I know
But i don`t watch it....
dont know the schedule

[gothika]

I watched a few. Some was pretty cool others sucked.

[Happysimsdude]

I have lots!


Yo Mama is so stupid, she looked at the orange juice because she was trying to concentrate!
Yo Mama is so stupid, she got knocked over by a parked car!
Yo Mama is so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store!
Yo Mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her head just to make up her mind!
Yo Mama is so ugly, she made an onion cry!
Yo Mama is so fat, when she put on a yellow-raincoat, people yelled "TAXI!"
Yo Mama is so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade!
Yo Mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her!
Yo Mama is so ugly, that when she went to an ugly contest, they turned her away and said "Sorry, no professionals!"
And:
Yo Mama is so stupid, she told a Yo Mama joke!

[2qewl4u]

I have some:

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

[saminsim]

Yo Mama is so old that her milk is like powder *blows powder in face* (white chicks movie)

hahaha thats all ive got but ill have more soon.