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Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
01-05-2009, 02:56 AM
Post: #91
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
(01-05-2009 02:55 AM)Jeremiah link Wrote:"You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that."

lol
where do you get this?
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01-05-2009, 03:05 AM
Post: #92
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
I shall never reveal my sources. Tongue

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

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(08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*
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(03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />
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(26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great? Wink Hopefully now I'll remember not to wink.
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(24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many Wink smilies, though. Wink (&lt;--proof Wink) (&lt;--more proof...haha. {rolleyes})<br />
[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center][Image: m113.gif]
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01-05-2009, 03:06 AM
Post: #93
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
lol
took me like 3 seconds to understand
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01-05-2009, 03:09 AM
Post: #94
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
"Is your name Gillette because you're the best a man can get!"

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(08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*
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(03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />
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(26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great? Wink Hopefully now I'll remember not to wink.
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(24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many Wink smilies, though. Wink (&lt;--proof Wink) (&lt;--more proof...haha. {rolleyes})<br />
[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center][Image: m113.gif]
[/center]<br />[center][size=7pt]Styrofoam wishes you a Happy Halloween![/size][/center]
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01-05-2009, 03:16 AM
Post: #95
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
I Don`t understand this, contemporary society? what does that mean?
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01-05-2009, 06:09 AM
Post: #96
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
Perhaps you should look it up. I don't want to tell you something that's wrong. Tongue

"I'm no Fred Flinstone, but baby, I sure can make your Bedrock!"

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(08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*
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(03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />
[/center]<br />[center]
(26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great? Wink Hopefully now I'll remember not to wink.
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(24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many Wink smilies, though. Wink (&lt;--proof Wink) (&lt;--more proof...haha. {rolleyes})<br />
[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center][Image: m113.gif]
[/center]<br />[center][size=7pt]Styrofoam wishes you a Happy Halloween![/size][/center]
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01-05-2009, 11:01 PM
Post: #97
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
ROFL, Jeremiah. xD

"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
(I don't know)
Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is...."

"You must be a sargeant, because you have my private standing in attention" xD

"Don't try to run away.. i'm on the track team."

"Imagine yourself at a basketball game and the players have on jerseys that have their name on the backs) GIRL: can I have your jersey? GUY: why? GIRL: cause i want your name and number"

"Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend?
Girl: sure
Guy: wait i have a better idea, what about a best friend?
Girl: ok..
Guy: wait i have an even BETTER idea, how about a boyfriend?"

"Drop down infront of him/her and if they ask you whats wrong say "im sorry but my heart stopped when i saw you and i just fell for you."
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02-05-2009, 01:34 AM
Post: #98
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
"You look much better in person than through binoculars."

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(08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*
[/center]<br />[center]
(03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />
[/center]<br />[center]
(26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great? Wink Hopefully now I'll remember not to wink.
[/center]<br />[center]
(24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many Wink smilies, though. Wink (&lt;--proof Wink) (&lt;--more proof...haha. {rolleyes})<br />
[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center][Image: m113.gif]
[/center]<br />[center][size=7pt]Styrofoam wishes you a Happy Halloween![/size][/center]
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03-05-2009, 01:54 AM
Post: #99
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
AHH!
Stalker! DDD:

^__^
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03-05-2009, 02:40 AM
Post: #100
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
LOL.
I'd pay a guy to try those lines out. XD

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