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Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
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30-04-2009, 10:07 PM
Post: #71
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Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
"The word for the night is legs, legs go back to my room and spread the word."
[center] (08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*[/center]<br />[center] (03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />[/center]<br />[center] (26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great?[/center]<br />[center] (24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center] ![]() [/center]<br />[center][size=7pt]Styrofoam wishes you a Happy Halloween![/size][/center] |
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30-04-2009, 10:07 PM
Post: #72
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Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
ROFL Oh man that one is so old xD
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30-04-2009, 10:09 PM
Post: #73
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Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
"If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?"
So bad. [center] (08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*[/center]<br />[center] (03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />[/center]<br />[center] (26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great?[/center]<br />[center] (24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center] ![]() [/center]<br />[center][size=7pt]Styrofoam wishes you a Happy Halloween![/size][/center] |
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30-04-2009, 10:47 PM
Post: #74
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Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
ROFL XD
I gots lots. "You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none." "It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?" "Guy: Baby, your body is a wonderland! Girl: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!" (okay not really a pickup line but I love it xD) "You smell lets go take a shower." xD "He says, "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." He kisses her then says, "I lost." "Want to compare tan lines?" "Owwwwww, are you a bee with some hunny, cuz you just stung me." Kay I better stop before I have too much fun posting these.
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30-04-2009, 10:54 PM
Post: #75
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Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
XD
ROFL. "Let's get in the shower" |
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30-04-2009, 11:06 PM
Post: #76
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Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
"If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous."
[center] (08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*[/center]<br />[center] (03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />[/center]<br />[center] (26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great?[/center]<br />[center] (24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center] ![]() [/center]<br />[center][size=7pt]Styrofoam wishes you a Happy Halloween![/size][/center] |
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30-04-2009, 11:09 PM
Post: #77
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Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
LOL.
I've never heard that one xD "Are those space pants? Cause that butt is out of this world!" Member since March 17th, 2008
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30-04-2009, 11:11 PM
Post: #78
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Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag."
[center] (08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*[/center]<br />[center] (03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />[/center]<br />[center] (26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great?[/center]<br />[center] (24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center] ![]() [/center]<br />[center][size=7pt]Styrofoam wishes you a Happy Halloween![/size][/center] |
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30-04-2009, 11:12 PM
Post: #79
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Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
lol, that one's good {lol}
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30-04-2009, 11:19 PM
Post: #80
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Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
"The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue."
[center] (08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*[/center]<br />[center] (03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />[/center]<br />[center] (26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great?[/center]<br />[center] (24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center] ![]() [/center]<br />[center][size=7pt]Styrofoam wishes you a Happy Halloween![/size][/center] |
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