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Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
30-04-2009, 10:07 PM
Post: #71
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
"The word for the night is legs, legs go back to my room and spread the word."

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(08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*
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(03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />
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(26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great? Wink Hopefully now I'll remember not to wink.
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(24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many Wink smilies, though. Wink (&lt;--proof Wink) (&lt;--more proof...haha. {rolleyes})<br />
[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center][Image: m113.gif]
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30-04-2009, 10:07 PM
Post: #72
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
ROFL Oh man that one is so old xD

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30-04-2009, 10:09 PM
Post: #73
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
"If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?"

So bad.

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(08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*
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(03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />
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(26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great? Wink Hopefully now I'll remember not to wink.
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(24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many Wink smilies, though. Wink (&lt;--proof Wink) (&lt;--more proof...haha. {rolleyes})<br />
[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center][Image: m113.gif]
[/center]<br />[center][size=7pt]Styrofoam wishes you a Happy Halloween![/size][/center]
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30-04-2009, 10:47 PM
Post: #74
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
ROFL XD

I gots lots.

"You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none."
"It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?"
"Guy: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Girl: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!" (okay not really a pickup line but I love it xD)
"You smell lets go take a shower." xD
"He says, "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." He kisses her then says, "I lost."
"Want to compare tan lines?"
"Owwwwww, are you a bee with some hunny, cuz you just stung me."

Kay I better stop before I have too much fun posting these. Tongue
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30-04-2009, 10:54 PM
Post: #75
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
XD
ROFL. "Let's get in the shower"

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30-04-2009, 11:06 PM
Post: #76
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
"If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous."

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(08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*
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(03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />
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(26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great? Wink Hopefully now I'll remember not to wink.
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(24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many Wink smilies, though. Wink (&lt;--proof Wink) (&lt;--more proof...haha. {rolleyes})<br />
[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center][Image: m113.gif]
[/center]<br />[center][size=7pt]Styrofoam wishes you a Happy Halloween![/size][/center]
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30-04-2009, 11:09 PM
Post: #77
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
LOL.

I've never heard that one xD


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30-04-2009, 11:11 PM
Post: #78
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag."

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(08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*
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(03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />
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(26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great? Wink Hopefully now I'll remember not to wink.
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(24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many Wink smilies, though. Wink (&lt;--proof Wink) (&lt;--more proof...haha. {rolleyes})<br />
[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center][Image: m113.gif]
[/center]<br />[center][size=7pt]Styrofoam wishes you a Happy Halloween![/size][/center]
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30-04-2009, 11:12 PM
Post: #79
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
lol, that one's good  {lol}

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30-04-2009, 11:19 PM
Post: #80
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"The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue."

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(08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*
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(03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />
[/center]<br />[center]
(26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great? Wink Hopefully now I'll remember not to wink.
[/center]<br />[center]
(24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many Wink smilies, though. Wink (&lt;--proof Wink) (&lt;--more proof...haha. {rolleyes})<br />
[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center][Image: m113.gif]
[/center]<br />[center][size=7pt]Styrofoam wishes you a Happy Halloween![/size][/center]
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