me and joe jonas

[Chanel]

joe: *jumps off stage* baby save me kevin says he is gonna run over me
me: *slaps kevin to death*
joe: HOORAY! finally that guy is gone

[2ppanther]

wow that was your brother inlaw

[Chanel]

but i hated him and so did joe

*angry mob of weird kevin fans come at me*
me: ahhhhhhhh joe, help!
joe: *steps in front of me, holds up kevin's body* hey guys who wants this?
*crowd screams and joe throws the body into pile of kevin fans who fight for it*
me: *running away* thanks babe! hurry joe before they get us!

[2ppanther]

has twins

1boy and 1girl
severus jr. and alice

6kids so far

[Chanel]

kewl

joe: awww look at ally's kids they're cute.
me: i know! hey speaking of kids... whatever happened to ours?
joe: nick is taking care of them. he wants to be a mommy when he grows up.
me: ok then...
joe: hey, how bout we give him some more kids to take care of?
me: of course! *closes door and jumps under covers with joe*

[2ppanther]

ha that good

mary 4th kid: mommy what are you doing to daddy
me: playing a game
mary: can i play
severus: what oh hell no
mary: why not
me: just go away and play with your brothers and sisters
severus: good she is gone *woo hoos*
-later-
me: i am gonna check on the kids
severus: they are fine
me: no i think i should
severus: okay i will come with you
*goes into the kids room*
*bruce and lily, mary and clark, severus jr and alice  woo hooing*
severus and me: wtf

[b-rad]

lol!!!!!!

[2ppanther]

brad: hi
hot babe: hi


get it

[b-rad]

Random hot babe-lets woohoo
brad-really!!
Random hot babe-no
brad-how about now?
Random hot babe-ok\
*woohoo*
not funny i just want to feel accepted

[2ppanther]

it was okay
and a little bit funny

severus: *scream*
me: *wakes up* wa what
severus: there a spider on the ceiling
me: *hides under blanket*
severus: *go under blanket*while we are under here why dont we woohoo a little