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Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
30-04-2009, 11:23 PM
Post: #81
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
That's disturbing xD

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30-04-2009, 11:27 PM
Post: #82
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
I know right XD

"Do you have a quarter?  My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams."

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(03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />
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(26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great? Wink Hopefully now I'll remember not to wink.
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(24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many Wink smilies, though. Wink (&lt;--proof Wink) (&lt;--more proof...haha. {rolleyes})<br />
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30-04-2009, 11:46 PM
Post: #83
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
Haha, xD

"Hey, you owe me a drink. (Answers): why? Or I do? ---Because I dropped mine
when you walked past!"
...LOLOL. I like that one x]

"Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure
use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my
platform."

"I envy your lipstick"

"Speak of the devil....or should I say "Angel"?"
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01-05-2009, 12:19 AM
Post: #84
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
"'Knock-knock.'
'Who's there?'
'My feelings for you. And they'll never go away.'"

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(08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*
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(03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />
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(26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great? Wink Hopefully now I'll remember not to wink.
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(24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many Wink smilies, though. Wink (&lt;--proof Wink) (&lt;--more proof...haha. {rolleyes})<br />
[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center][Image: m113.gif]
[/center]<br />[center][size=7pt]Styrofoam wishes you a Happy Halloween![/size][/center]
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01-05-2009, 12:32 AM
Post: #85
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
Aw xD.
Actually pickup lines just make a guy seem desperate unless
the guy is suuupperr cute and your really not listening to what he's saying therefore
it works and he uses it on other girls and then they slap him for being shallow. XD

ANYWAY, back to the pickups. I decided to do girls replies to pickup lines.

"Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Girl: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together."

"He says "Where have you been all my life"
She says "Hiding from you....how the heck did you find me?"

"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
"It's in the phone book."
"But I don't know your name."
"That's in the phone book too."

"I would go to the end of the world for you."
"Yes, but would you stay there?"

He: So, baby, your place or mine?
She: Both. You'll go to your place and I'll go to mine!
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01-05-2009, 12:35 AM
Post: #86
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
XD
I EFFIN love those Alisha!

I haven't heard a guy used a pick up line.

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01-05-2009, 12:46 AM
Post: #87
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
Yea, me neither.
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01-05-2009, 02:53 AM
Post: #88
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
Those are great! 

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01-05-2009, 02:55 AM
Post: #89
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
"You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that."

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(08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*
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(03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />
[/center]<br />[center]
(26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great? Wink Hopefully now I'll remember not to wink.
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(24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many Wink smilies, though. Wink (&lt;--proof Wink) (&lt;--more proof...haha. {rolleyes})<br />
[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center][Image: m113.gif]
[/center]<br />[center][size=7pt]Styrofoam wishes you a Happy Halloween![/size][/center]
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01-05-2009, 02:56 AM
Post: #90
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
those are really funny
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