me and joe jonas

[Chanel]

me: ...
joe: what the frik just happened?
me: idk
joe: ok lets keep woohooing
*allison and severus are in the midst of woohooing and they float through the ceiling*
me:...
joe:...
allison and snape: wtf
me and joe: WTF!
joe: hey we should have a naked party
me: joe... O.o
joe: what?
allison: wtf is wrong with you joe
joe: fine we can put on our clothes and have a party
me: sounds good
ally: *shrugs and keeps woohooing with snape, they fall back downstairs*
joe and me: *puts clothes back on*
me: can i be the DJ?
joe: sure hunny bunny
*ally and snape float up and back down over and over*
joe:*watches, faints and falls in my arms*
me: joey! my baby! *collapses onto ground and does CPR on him*
joe: *laughs* i did that just so our lips can touch
me: oh lets have a makeout session *bangs floor with feet and falls through while snape and allison are still woohooing* hey guys me and joe are having a makeout session and we are inviting everyone wanna come
snape: wtf is wrong with you kids stupid retards
me: ok you'll miss out on all the fun
allison: *puts clothes on* lets do that for once instead of woohooing its just as fun
snape: ok

[2ppanther]

severus: your lips are so cold
me: and yours are so warm *kisses sevvie*
severus: no really are you okay
me: *stands up* im fine
severus: you really pale too
me: *looks at arms* no i dont *goes to kiss severus*
chanel: wow hes right you are really
joe: youre as pale as a ghost
me: you guys  are all crazy *walks out of room*
severus: what the hell is wrong with you
me: *starts up the stairs, falls*
severus: *rushes to catch me*

[Chanel]

joe: *looks down stairs* oops
me: i knew the poor girl would over woohoo herself
joe: hey youre getting kinda pale too
me: WTF JOE *storms down stairs and falls so joe can catch me, lands on snape and ally woohooing before joe can catch me*
snape and ally: WTF
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
joe: *runs down stairs and falls on the pile of people* AHHHHHHHHHHH!
allison:...
snape: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!
joe: i am scarred for life wahhhhhh
me: me too wahhhhh
snape: well then get the heck off of us
joe: fine then meanie bo beanie
me: *runs upstairs and falls again, this time joe catches me in his arms*
joe:*carries me the rest of the way, makes out with me when we get up*
me: you are yummy
joe: yum

[2ppanther]

severus: you got a cut on you forehead
me: ouch kiss my  bo bo
severus:kisses bo bo  *carrys me up stairs lays me on bed and puts bandaid on my forehead*
me: where are you going
severus: *tucks in kisses then walks into hall*
me: sevvie, sev, sa *falls asleep*
severus: hey joe
joe: what
severus: i know whats wrong with chanel and allison
joe: omg what *looks at his bedroom door*
severus: well...

[Chanel]

joe: what is it?

[2ppanther]

severus: i think they are vampires
joe: what no
severus: yes
joe: should we do
severus: get steaks and a jab them into the heart
joe: what no but *starts to cry*
severus: lucky i am good with potions
joe: so what does that mean
severus: mean i can cure them but
joe: how
severus: i will make a potion down stairs
joe: when wil it be ready
severus: for me 5minutes
--5minutes later--
severus: give this to chanel
joe: why is it glowing

[Chanel]

snape: just give it to her you effin retard
joe: SHEESH FINE i have a good idea  how to use it
snape: whatever
joe: heh heh *walks away, puts potion in mouth but doesnt swallow, walks up to me* hey sweety sup
me: you look hot lets make out
joe: *makes out with me, potion goes down my throat and i dont notice*
me: i feel light-headed
joe: *stops making out with me* what? OH THATS STUPID FRIKKIN SNAPE
me: whats going on
joe: *breaks through roof while allison and snape are making out* hey you stole my plan to get the potion in chanels mouth
snape: great minds think alike
joe: you effing liar! you do not have a great mind because you swapped the good potion with the potion that kills people!
allison: wtf
joe: i know!
me: *faints*
joe: *hears bump on roof, runs up stairs* CHAAANNEEEELLLLL!

[2ppanther]

severus: do I didnt  I swear
joe: *holds chanel tight  and cries* her heart stoped
severus: i didnt do this but i know did *runs down stair**runs back up with purple glowing stuff*

[Chanel]

allison: *runs upstairs* what is going on
joe: *cries on me*
allison: *notices joe* did you hug her too tight or what
joe: *glares at allison* NO it was your stupid husband snape

[Lizzy]

*Liz runs in*
Me: OK, I'm here to help!
Joe: I wish I could believe you...
Me: Be quiet, you know it's the truth.
*Puts glowing green stuff in Chanel's mouth*
Chanel: *wakes up* Woah! I'm alive!
Joe: Thank you Liz.
Chanel: Liz, I grant you and Joe 1 hug.
Joe: *Hugs Liz* Thanx.
Me: Anything for you guys.
Allison: How sweet.
Me: Shush, you're ruining it.
Allison: OK.