funny sayings in americas courts!

[Brad5010]

yea thats too funny too!
well i like them all really  {rolleyes}

[Cassie]

I think I like the oral one because of the simplicity.

[bambigoddess]

Haha, too true. {yes}

[Brad5010]

(05-08-2008 02:21 AM)ஜ♥¢αѕѕιє ℓα ѕιмєттє♥ஜ link Wrote:I think I like the oral one because of the simplicity.

yea  {lol}
plus he did what the guy asked him to do lmao

[BlondBimbo]

Unbelievable. Really, how stupid can you be! {lol} I like these 3:

ATTORNEY:  The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS:      Uh, he's twenty-one.
________________________________________

ATTORNEY:  Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS:    Are you kidding me?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY:    She had three children, right?
WITNESS:      Yes.
ATTORNEY:    How many were boys?
WITNESS:      None.
ATTORNEY:    Were there any girls?
WITNESS:    Are you kidding me? Your Honour, I think I need a
different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

The rest is great too, I really can't choose! {lol}

-'BlondBimbo

[Brad5010]

(05-08-2008 11:49 AM)BlondBimbo™ (away) link Wrote:Unbelievable. Really, how stupid can you be! {lol} I like these 3:

ATTORNEY:  The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS:      Uh, he's twenty-one.
________________________________________

ATTORNEY:  Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS:     Are you kidding me?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY:    She had three children, right?
WITNESS:      Yes.
ATTORNEY:    How many were boys?
WITNESS:      None.
ATTORNEY:    Were there any girls?
WITNESS:     Are you kidding me? Your Honour, I think I need a
different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

The rest is great too, I really can't choose! {lol}

-'BlondBimbo

lmao yea, great choice!

[FOBluvr987]

ATTORNEY:    She had three children, right?
WITNESS:      Yes.
ATTORNEY:    How many were boys?
WITNESS:      None.
ATTORNEY:    Were there any girls?
WITNESS:    Are you kidding me? Your Honour, I think I need a
different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?


{lol}

that's just a 'wtf' moment {lol}

[b-rad]

THAT WAS SO FREAKING FUNNY

[Brad5010]

lmao yea, its good to see stupid people in court 

[b-rad]

ATTORNEY:  This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at
all?
WITNESS:        Yes.
ATTORNEY:  And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS:      I forget.
ATTORNEY:  You forget? Can you give us an example of something you
forgot?

thats one of my favs