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01-05-2009, 02:56 AM
Post: #91
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Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
(01-05-2009 02:55 AM)Jeremiah link Wrote:"You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that." lol where do you get this? |
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01-05-2009, 03:05 AM
Post: #92
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Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
I shall never reveal my sources.
 "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" [center] (08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*[/center]<br />[center] (03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />[/center]<br />[center] (26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great?[/center]<br />[center] (24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center] ![[Image: m113.gif]](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/jeremiah_tremblay/m113.gif) [/center]<br />[center][size=7pt]Styrofoam wishes you a Happy Halloween![/size][/center] |
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01-05-2009, 03:06 AM
Post: #93
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Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
lol
took me like 3 seconds to understand |
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01-05-2009, 03:09 AM
Post: #94
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Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
"Is your name Gillette because you're the best a man can get!"
[center] (08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*[/center]<br />[center] (03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />[/center]<br />[center] (26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great?[/center]<br />[center] (24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center] [/center]<br />[center][size=7pt]Styrofoam wishes you a Happy Halloween![/size][/center] |
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01-05-2009, 03:16 AM
Post: #95
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Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
I Don`t understand this, contemporary society? what does that mean?
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01-05-2009, 06:09 AM
Post: #96
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Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
Perhaps you should look it up. I don't want to tell you something that's wrong.
"I'm no Fred Flinstone, but baby, I sure can make your Bedrock!" [center] (08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*[/center]<br />[center] (03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />[/center]<br />[center] (26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great?[/center]<br />[center] (24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center] [/center]<br />[center][size=7pt]Styrofoam wishes you a Happy Halloween![/size][/center] |
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01-05-2009, 11:01 PM
Post: #97
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Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
ROFL, Jeremiah. xD
"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is...." "You must be a sargeant, because you have my private standing in attention" xD "Don't try to run away.. i'm on the track team." "Imagine yourself at a basketball game and the players have on jerseys that have their name on the backs) GIRL: can I have your jersey? GUY: why? GIRL: cause i want your name and number" "Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend? Girl: sure Guy: wait i have a better idea, what about a best friend? Girl: ok.. Guy: wait i have an even BETTER idea, how about a boyfriend?" "Drop down infront of him/her and if they ask you whats wrong say "im sorry but my heart stopped when i saw you and i just fell for you." |
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02-05-2009, 01:34 AM
Post: #98
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Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
"You look much better in person than through binoculars."
[center] (08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*[/center]<br />[center] (03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />[/center]<br />[center] (26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great?[/center]<br />[center] (24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center] [/center]<br />[center][size=7pt]Styrofoam wishes you a Happy Halloween![/size][/center] |
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03-05-2009, 01:54 AM
Post: #99
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Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
AHH!
Stalker! DDD: ^__^ |
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03-05-2009, 02:40 AM
Post: #100
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Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
LOL.
I'd pay a guy to try those lines out. XD |
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