funny sayings in americas courts!

[Lizzy]

(05-08-2008 02:00 AM)Brad5010 link Wrote:ATTORNEY:  What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS:      Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY:  What was the first thing your husband said to you that
morning?
WITNESS:    He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY:  And why did that upset you?
WITNESS:    My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY:  Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS:    Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY:   How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS:     By death.
ATTORNEY:   And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS:  Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
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{lol}

[FOBluvr987]

I love it when the witnesses start making fun of the attorney.

[Brad5010]

(05-08-2008 08:23 PM)ค๓๒єг เร รยקєг๒ค๔ link Wrote:I love it when the witnesses start making fun of the attorney.

you cant really blame them huh  {lol}

[BlondBimbo]

hahaha, no! You really can't!
{lol}
-'BlondBimbo

[b-rad]

i love these so much!

[Bat]

I like the "can I get a new attorney" one!

Good ones!