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Re: "F My Life" - Munsta - 12-05-2009 05:09 PM
ROFL;
dateline= Wrote:Today I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML
dateline= Wrote:Today, I went to a fancy dinner with my son. I decided I needed a bathroom break, when I realized I couldn't pull my underwear back up over my old-lady ass because my arms are too short. I had the woman in the stall next to me pull them up for me. FML
Think they were submitted by the same person?
Re: "F My Life" - ZePrincess - 12-05-2009 06:00 PM
(12-05-2009 05:09 PM)Unbreakable link Wrote:ROFL;
Quote:Today I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML
dateline= Wrote:Today, I went to a fancy dinner with my son. I decided I needed a bathroom break, when I realized I couldn't pull my underwear back up over my old-lady ass because my arms are too short. I had the woman in the stall next to me pull them up for me. FML
Think they were submitted by the same person?
Yeah, probably. xD
Re: "F My Life" - hansthesockmonkey - 12-05-2009 11:28 PM
I love this site! I was going to post the sims one, but you guys beat me to it! Haha
I had an FML moment yesterday. My little brother is 12 and in 7th grade. I am 15 and a sophmore, almost junior, in high school. I was at one of my brothers baseball games for the 1st time this season. One of the dads asked me if I was in middle school! WTF am I supposed to be my brothers twin? We don't even look close to the same age. FML
Re: "F My Life" - ZePrincess - 14-05-2009 08:57 PM
dateline= Wrote:Today, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can we get a cat?" I replied in a gentle dad voice, "No, honey, dad is allergic to cats. That means they make him sneeze and sniffle. So we can't get a cat. Sorry." After a slight pause, the other asked, "When you die can we get a cat?" FML
XD Poor guy.
Re: "F My Life" - 2qewl4u - 14-05-2009 08:59 PM
ROFLMAO mean-ass kids
Re: "F My Life" - Munsta - 14-05-2009 09:15 PM
(14-05-2009 08:57 PM)!*>FLASH<*! link Wrote:Quote:Today, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can we get a cat?" I replied in a gentle dad voice, "No, honey, dad is allergic to cats. That means they make him sneeze and sniffle. So we can't get a cat. Sorry." After a slight pause, the other asked, "When you die can we get a cat?" FML
XD Poor guy.
OMG ROFL! That's hilariously amaying!
Re: "F My Life" - hansthesockmonkey - 14-05-2009 11:34 PM
I read this one once about how a guy was getting ready to go to iraq or something, and he heard his mom and sister in the other room talking about how they were going to spend the money from his life insurance if he died!
Re: "F My Life" - Majick - 15-05-2009 12:00 AM
How awful :o I'd be so pissed at my mother/sister!
Re: "F My Life" - BroadwayBeckons - 15-05-2009 01:09 AM
"I got back a history quiz on which I had received a 20. The teacher wrote 'fool' next to the grade. FML"
{lol} I would so do that to my students. XD
Re: "F My Life" - -[gooey kablooey]- - 15-05-2009 02:56 AM
ROFL, what a mean teacher! XD