Hello, I'm Devan Pleasant, and I am miss gorgeous. All the boys in school want to go out with me, and when I go to high school all the seniors will dump their girlfriends as soon as they see me because I am delicious.



I'm gonna be a supermodel when I'm older. Imma model for all the huge magazines and all because they'll love ME!!!



Here's my only cool sister, Angela. Her twin Lilith and my twin Cedar are complete wastes of space. They're plain idiots. Angela agrees.



So here she is getting married to Dustin Dustbin. He's totally not hot, plus he's friends with Lilith. Angela has lost her mind.



So Angela and Dustbin got married and headed straight for the bedroom. I was just, like, laughing out loud 'cos I heard them doing it from upstairs.



So because I asked for it, they adopted a daughter called Lizaveta. Her full name was Yelizaveta Faina Marya Bogdana Grusha Sokoll, but they cut it down to Lizaveta because nobody can remember or pronounce all of that.



So then, Angela got pregnant and she was all "Oh ****" because she just adopted Lizaveta (I just call her Veta).



So after a few months, Veta grew up and got her hair done all poofy and stuff. I find it hard not to laugh when I look at her.



So Angela starts cussing and grabbing her fat stomach and she's all,
"Mom, stop being all dead so you can help me with my baby!" and I'm all
"Angela, you idiot," and Dustin's just kicking back and playing with Veta.



So she has this kid and she calls him Munroe Pleasant because she adores the name Munroe for some reason or something.



Then she has this other kid and calls her Beckah Pleasant. Beckah and Munroe are like twins because that runs in the family.

Now I have four nieces (Beckah, Lizaveta, Idelle and Davida) and a nephew (Munroe) and I'm not even thirteen yet. Older sisters suck.