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Re: funny sayings in americas courts! - Lizzy - 05-08-2008 06:36 PM
(05-08-2008 02:00 AM)Brad5010 link Wrote:ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that
morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
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{lol}
Re: funny sayings in americas courts! - FOBluvr987 - 05-08-2008 08:23 PM
I love it when the witnesses start making fun of the attorney.
Re: funny sayings in americas courts! - Brad5010 - 05-08-2008 08:24 PM
(05-08-2008 08:23 PM)à¸à¹à¹Ñг à¹à¸£ รยקÑгà¹à¸à¹ link Wrote:I love it when the witnesses start making fun of the attorney.
you cant really blame them huh {lol}
Re: funny sayings in americas courts! - BlondBimbo - 05-08-2008 08:32 PM
hahaha, no! You really can't!
{lol}
-'BlondBimbo
Re: funny sayings in americas courts! - b-rad - 05-08-2008 11:38 PM
i love these so much!
Re: funny sayings in americas courts! - Bat - 06-08-2008 06:15 AM
I like the "can I get a new attorney" one!
Good ones!