Here I am, Lilith Pleasant, at my 21st birthday. That was last year. So much has happened since then. Well, to begin with…



Here is a picture of Angela that very day. She’s my very annoying twin sister who’s established that she’s better than me only because she’s 6 minutes older than me. She’s a bit of a cow. No, a LOT of a cow. If she comes your way, ignore her.



Two months after my birthday, this is a picture of me with Dirk Dreamy… sorry, that’s Dirk Dreamer. We’ve been together since I was about… 13 years old. Yup, a long relationship.



Mama was cooking us lunch one day (chicken pies, her special!) when something odd began to occur. There was an immense amount of smoke coming from the oven. Being the absent-minded lady she was this didn’t bother her…



It bothered the oven, though. The entire kitchen was set ablaze. By the time the firemen came, the house was engulfed in smoke, killing Mama and the maid, Kaylynn.



After putting all the fire out, the firemen noticed Papa come in. The poor guy was devastated. Turned out he loved not only Mama, but he was having an affair with Kaylynn too,



It was so devastating that I moved in with Dirk, carrying two girls. I also brought one of my little sisters, Cedar. Dirk happily accepted it, and so did his father and his brother Barney.



I kept telling Dirk that I was getting bigger by the day. And so I was, I saw my belly explode out every evening. I swear, it’s true!



It appeared that Cedar and Barney were getting on incredibly well. I mean… better than friends. It’s very cute, the two wee children having a kiss at each other.



Then Barney turned 13. Poor Cedar. I think she thought that he’d always be kissy-kissy with her. OK, I’ll stop mocking them now.



Dirk and I were preparing for our daughters. How exciting, being a mother and a father! We could barely wait.



Cedar was getting on very well with the cat, Netta Floretta. She told her all the secret things she didn’t want anybody to know (we all knew these things, somehow). It’s actually adorable.



Then, it was time! We had our first daughter, Idelle.



Then her twin Davida!