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Re: funny sayings in americas courts! - Brad5010 - 05-08-2008 02:17 AM
yea thats too funny too!
well i like them all really {rolleyes}
Re: funny sayings in americas courts! - Cassie - 05-08-2008 02:21 AM
I think I like the oral one because of the simplicity.
Re: funny sayings in americas courts! - bambigoddess - 05-08-2008 02:22 AM
Haha, too true. {yes}
Re: funny sayings in americas courts! - Brad5010 - 05-08-2008 02:22 AM
(05-08-2008 02:21 AM)à®â¥Â¢Î±ÑÑÎ¹Ñ âα ÑιмÑÑÑÑâ¥à® link Wrote:I think I like the oral one because of the simplicity.
yea {lol}
plus he did what the guy asked him to do lmao
Re: funny sayings in americas courts! - BlondBimbo - 05-08-2008 11:49 AM
Unbelievable. Really, how stupid can you be! {lol} I like these 3:
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you kidding me?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you kidding me? Your Honour, I think I need a
different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
The rest is great too, I really can't choose! {lol}
-'BlondBimbo
Re: funny sayings in americas courts! - Brad5010 - 05-08-2008 01:42 PM
(05-08-2008 11:49 AM)BlondBimbo⢠(away) link Wrote:Unbelievable. Really, how stupid can you be! {lol} I like these 3:
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you kidding me?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you kidding me? Your Honour, I think I need a
different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
The rest is great too, I really can't choose! {lol}
-'BlondBimbo
lmao yea, great choice!
Re: funny sayings in americas courts! - FOBluvr987 - 05-08-2008 03:16 PM
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you kidding me? Your Honour, I think I need a
different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
{lol}
that's just a 'wtf' moment {lol}
Re: funny sayings in americas courts! - b-rad - 05-08-2008 05:37 PM
THAT WAS SO FREAKING FUNNY
Re: funny sayings in americas courts! - Brad5010 - 05-08-2008 06:10 PM
lmao yea, its good to see stupid people in court
Re: funny sayings in americas courts! - b-rad - 05-08-2008 06:25 PM
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at
all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you
forgot?
thats one of my favs