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Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - serp3821 - 01-05-2009 02:56 AM
(01-05-2009 02:55 AM)Jeremiah link Wrote:"You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that."
lol
where do you get this?
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - BroadwayBeckons - 01-05-2009 03:05 AM
I shall never reveal my sources.
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - serp3821 - 01-05-2009 03:06 AM
lol
took me like 3 seconds to understand
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - BroadwayBeckons - 01-05-2009 03:09 AM
"Is your name Gillette because you're the best a man can get!"
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - serp3821 - 01-05-2009 03:16 AM
I Don`t understand this, contemporary society? what does that mean?
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - BroadwayBeckons - 01-05-2009 06:09 AM
Perhaps you should look it up. I don't want to tell you something that's wrong.
"I'm no Fred Flinstone, but baby, I sure can make your Bedrock!"
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - -[gooey kablooey]- - 01-05-2009 11:01 PM
ROFL, Jeremiah. xD
"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
(I don't know)
Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is...."
"You must be a sargeant, because you have my private standing in attention" xD
"Don't try to run away.. i'm on the track team."
"Imagine yourself at a basketball game and the players have on jerseys that have their name on the backs) GIRL: can I have your jersey? GUY: why? GIRL: cause i want your name and number"
"Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend?
Girl: sure
Guy: wait i have a better idea, what about a best friend?
Girl: ok..
Guy: wait i have an even BETTER idea, how about a boyfriend?"
"Drop down infront of him/her and if they ask you whats wrong say "im sorry but my heart stopped when i saw you and i just fell for you."
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - BroadwayBeckons - 02-05-2009 01:34 AM
"You look much better in person than through binoculars."
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - -[gooey kablooey]- - 03-05-2009 01:54 AM
AHH!
Stalker! DDD:
^__^
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - gothika - 03-05-2009 02:40 AM
LOL.
I'd pay a guy to try those lines out. XD